What to do when you have a toothache:
Go to the dentist.
What not to do when you have a toothache:
Put salad ingredients in the food processor and liquefy them, because you’ve been eating nothing but soft fruits and polenta since yesterday and you really really just want to eat at least something that contains vegetables today.
This was not tasty like V8, and it was still not fit for consumption in my condition because chunks of crunchy carrot and leathery tomato skins were still floating in there unprocessed. Homemade vegetable juice sans juicer was a fail all around.