This is Curtis. He likes butter. But this weekend, he found himself in a predicament: he wanted to butter his bread, but had no butter.
Poor Curtis. Luckily, he had heavy whipping cream and a stand mixer. Just add salt and whip away!
Stage 1: whipped cream
Stage 2: curdled barf
Stage 3: friends who are doubting your word
Stage 4: BUTTER
“It looks like butter”
“It tastes like butter”